Everybody Lies...

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It is a strange thing, but when you are dreading something, and would give anything to slow down time, it has a disobliging habit of speeding up.

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note-a-bear:

kaalashnikov:

cracked:

Dark Ages, Schmark Ages. The De-Textbook cuts through that and so much more fake-fact bullshit.

cloudy with a chance of witch burning

your periodic reminder that a good chunk of Europe basically shat the bed for a few centuries while everyone else kinda did their thing.

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ihearttheodorelaurence:

Zoe Saldana: Sci-Fi Queen!

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siriusblaack:

i  s o l e m n l y  s w e a r  t h a t  i  a m  u p  t o  n o  g o o d

                                                             p ǝ ƃ ɐ u ɐ ɯ  ɟ ǝ ı ɥ ɔ s ı ɯ

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w0nd3rwaaall:

Get fucking married man

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alejmmz:

Cuando no podemos dormir.

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zonagif:

xD

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supersmashmouth:

donald-blizzard-gill:

ziggzaggoon:

imagine using this shampoo in the shower and staring at Shrek’s hazel eyes as he watches you in the nude

Shrek is love, Shrek is life

Say that again. Say that one more fuckin time ‘shrek is love. Shrek is life.’ I’m tired of it . Fuckin tired of it. That meme died long ago. say it again and i will delete my blog. Say it again and ill say shrek 4 was the best movie. Say it again and I’ll stick an onion so far up your ass u won’t even have a life. I’m done

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koalatea:

10 year old me was so pissed that Gabriella would sacrifice true love for a dumb school but 2014 me now accepts that Gabriella was smart like home girl knew she could find dick everywhere YALL SHE GOT INTO FUCKIN STANFORD. FUCKIN. STANFORD. FUK TROY BOLTON’S WHITE ASS 

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